WRONG. BAD WORLD, BAD.

This is just plain unacceptable.

My Dad said something about Morgan Freeman, Samuel L. Jackson, and Tom Hanks being involved? I can't even imagine who each of those men would play.

Back to fume in my little hidy-hole.

Meaningless memes to come later.

Yes, self, I hate to break it to you, but Mr. Big, oops, I mean, Chris Noth (cause apparently he hates being known for playing one of the most beloved romantic characters of the last twenty years,) is kind of a jerk. Sigh.

From New York Magazine (yes, I think it's the one that put Carrie on the cover looking haggard and trashed with the headline "Single and Fabulous?")

Big Regrets From Former Mr. Big
Sex and the City star Chris Noth and the city.

By Justin Ravitz

Chris Noth, who’s still best known for playing Mr. Big on Sex and the City, is ready to repent for all the harm that series did to New York. At the opening-night party for Talk Radio, he lamented, “What makes me really sick is how New York now looks like a bad imitation of Sex and the City. Meatpacking is a good example of just how fucked up it is. You can’t have a city that’s interesting where the only people living in it are rich. When I came here as a kid, as a young adult, you could get lost—many different worlds collided. You cannot say that today.” And his success has done the same thing to him. “As an actor, you can maybe move someone, make them laugh, make them think,” he says. “As a celebrity, you’re nothing but a snapshot for somebody to put above their urinal.” So don’t go and call him Mr. Big, okay? “It’s rude! When people call me ‘Mr. Big,’ I can’t help feeling a kind of contempt.”

Yes, contempt for fans is what being recognized and loved by loyal viewers is all about. Well done, you pompous fool. Well done.